Surely better than the original words: When an eel bites your thigh, and you think you will die, that's a moray!
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1 day 5 hours ago
Rachel (my sister) had her baby early this morning.
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1 day 15 hours ago
Encyclopaedia Britannica have just asked me to write an article for their encyclopaedia
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2 days 5 hours ago
Finally my HTC Hero has started upgrading itself to Android 2.1 after a bit of a prod to get an earlier update to load
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2 days 12 hours ago
Caaaaarnival.... From the Latin Carne Vale (goodbye to meat), it now appears to mean flash some flesh. Jerk pork wrap & plantains for lunch
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1 week 1 day ago